How to Blame Your Parents for Your Irrational Fears

It’s more afraid of you than you are of it.

Ellie Baker

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He remembered it, in the way you remember things from childhood, part memory, part memory of the memory… (Neil Gaiman, Anansi Boys)

I was four. The spider was probably older than me. The spider was probably from the dawn of time.

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Ellie Baker

I’m a fan of new perspectives, and hilarity. And birds. I hope my writing makes your day a bit weirder.